Dogs In Spoof of College Scandal

Just for laughs—Bailey the Yellow Lab at Stanford

It was inevitable that the satirical newspaper The Onion would address the college admissions scandal and give us all a laugh. When they did, they hit it out of the park with the story titled “Stanford Students Admit It was Pretty Obvious Billionaire’s Dog Didn’t Get In By Itself”. The absurdity of the undeserving being accepted into top quality schools is highlighted by The Onion’s take on the situation—a dog with a wealthy guardian attending Stanford.

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